Friday, November 27, 2009

My Santa Letter ('cuz you know he reads IHM)

Dear Santa,

I haven't been naughty per se. I've been donating to charity and helping out my friends when I can. I've been painstakingly honest too. That's got to count for something, right? I know I probably should have spent more time cleaning house, but you know better than anyone how hard that is for me!

Anyway, if you deem me worthy enough to be on your NICE list this year, I have a few requests:

  1. Girl in the Arena by Lisa Haines (because of that awesome book trailer I can't stop watching)
  2. A Kiss in Time by Alex Flinn (because I hearted Beastly and this one has to be good!)
  3. Another Faust by Dina and Daniel Nayeri (because it sounds sooooo good)
  4. The Merlin Prophecy by Meg Cabot (because Avalon High in a graphic novel sounds divine)
  5. I <3 Macarons by Hisako Ogita (because... well, I heart macarons?)
  6. Hoopnotica: Hoop Dance Basics (because working out with a hula hoop sounds strangely appealing)
  7. Clarity by Jimmy Eat World (because I need it.  I NEED it.  I NEEEEEEED it. Please :o))
  8. A popcorn popper.  (not a big fancy schmancy one, but I'd like it to plug in.  pleeeeeeeeeeze)

I hope my list isn't too presumptuous based on my level of NICE this year...  
Good luck with keeping those elves reined in and those naughty malodorous reindeer too.  Oh, and I think you should surprise Mrs. Claus by calling up Heidi Klum and asking her to do a ProjRun special for updating Mrs. Claus's look.  I'm sure she'd love it. (And I could use the Brownie Points {Elven Points?} for suggesting it)

May the Season's Joy Be Upon You Always,

I Heart Monster

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